Why do food people always treat instagram captions like its their last will and testament
Its just a sandwich
evangel of the stars
my D&D character, Prisma, a Divine Soul Aasimar Sorcerer. they are p much my favorite tabletop character I’ve ever played
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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
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i didn’t know casey frey was a professional dancer i thought he was just fucked up
(via gamgee)
I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
(via quaility-quails)
Rad i think my mechanic stole my boxing kit